Crackers

I have an addiction to crackers. I would consider myself the cracker monster but that is not only sounds pejorative but also sounds like I'm the retarded cousin of the cookie monster.

I have to say that a triscuit is not a cracker, it is in fact nasty crap. Whomever created that horrible abomination is a sick and twisted individual and should be bludgeoned to death by his own creation. Surprisingly enough it is on par with crunchy nuggets as both have initiated my gagging reflexes as I attempted to ingest them.